how to become a ninja
u have to be 310 days old or more:
go to the dojo, sit there for thirty minutes, and you’ll be a ninja. move your mouse around so you don’t have to logg off.
how to be older than you are
close clubpenguin. go to the bottom line at the bottom of your computer. click on the time. make it to 2011, because you can’t go any higher. logg back on clubpenguin. voila!!! right now i’m 2003 days old 😉